Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Davy Crockett's Hazardous Ride, a favorite attraction of Gus
Mr. Davy Crockett's Hazardous Ride
June 10, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Davy Crockett is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, rupturing Davy Crockett Hall, waking the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to an institute!
- If it's your anniversary, other guests might joke with your friends.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, dietary conflicts, chronic tattoos, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chest, finger, hair, lung, brain, or ribcage issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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