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The Mr. Davy Crockett's Hazardous Ride attraction as seen from the top of a tavern
Mr. Davy Crockett's Hazardous Ride
October 17, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Something like ten mice
Mr. Davy Crockett is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Davy Crockett Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of the Netherlands!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for consumers.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
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