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An underground view of Mr. Davy Crockett's Hazardous Ride when it's not covered in darkness
Mr. Davy Crockett's Hazardous Ride
November 13, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Davy Crockett has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in a racetrack. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing into Davy Crockett Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in a theater!
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for incoherent reprobates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to participate.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and witches away from the cast members at significant times.
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