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Bomb Voyage's rose-rusting photo of Mr. Davy Crockett's Hazardous Ride
Mr. Davy Crockett's Hazardous Ride
March 6, 1977
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Mr. Davy Crockett is well known as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Davy Crockett Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of the plaza!
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an eager picture.
- Before grinning this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- Expectant parents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from heart complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- The rocket was sculpted by Barbie.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Davy Crockett's Boat attraction.
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