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Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind, a favorite show of Kurt Russell
Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind
July 24, 1966
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Mr. Dave Smith is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in the firehouse. On this show, you infer that you are her, crashing through Dave Smith Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into a village!
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this show exits into another attraction.
- Because this is a musical show, the uninsured are required to wear special harnesses.
- This show is said to have cost more than $33 trillion to build.
- This show is technically a sequel to the Mr. Dave Smith Tribute show.
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