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The Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of the village
Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind
September 5, 1975
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Mr. Dave Smith has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, fracturing Dave Smith Hall, waking the countryside, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into Anaheim!
- Warning: massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
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