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The Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind attraction at night
Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind
December 24, 2000
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Mr. Dave Smith has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Dave Smith Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the primeval world!
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
- Minimum height 37".
- The law requires you to hold your children and balloons away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
- This was Christopher Robin's most hated attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Dave Smith Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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