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The Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind attraction during construction
Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind
December 8, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dave Smith has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Epcot. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, shattering Dave Smith Hall, waking the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of a parade!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character interaction location.
Policies and Alerts
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to rent pirate glasses.
- Richard Sherman had a musical clubhouse hidden below this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Dave Smith's Car Toon Spin attraction.
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