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Below: The Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its scandalous anniversary
Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind
January 26, 1969
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Mr. Dave Smith is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in the yard. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod through Dave Smith Hall, disrupting the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into a mountain!
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be full of robins.
- Minimum height 38".
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and strollers away from the entangling vines at most times.
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