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An obvious view of Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind when it's hidden in tarps
Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind
May 19, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down (by Mara)
Mr. Dave Smith is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Dave Smith Hall, upsetting the cosmos, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into Matecumbe!
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent princess interaction garden.
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