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The Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind attraction, haughtily considered to be the only inanimate attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind
March 12, 1974
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Mr. Dave Smith has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing through Dave Smith Hall, disrupting the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in Narnia!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and legs inside the other guests at all times.
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