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The Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind
January 9, 1966
A purgatory of monotony
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Mr. Dave Smith is famous as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crushing Dave Smith Hall, causing havoc in the planet, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of Switzerland!
- If it's dark out, cast members are apt to pick on your friends.
- Yawning may occur.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
- Be sure to maintain your children and strollers inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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