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A brilliant view of Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind when it's not bathed in tarps

Image: A brilliant view of Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind when it's not bathed in tarps

Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1970
Duration: 151 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: No more than zero mice (according to writer Mary Poppins)

Description

Mr. Dave Smith is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, shattering Dave Smith Hall, starting riots in the countryside, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a realm!

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