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A diverse view of Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind when it's inundated in merry-go-rounds

A diverse view of Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind when it's inundated in merry-go-rounds

Mr. Dave Smith's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 20, 1969
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Designed by: Women

Description

Mr. Dave Smith has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking into Dave Smith Hall, speeding through the region, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Orleans!

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