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The Mr. Dave Smith's Hazardous Ride attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
Mr. Dave Smith's Hazardous Ride
August 16, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dave Smith is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod into Dave Smith Hall, upsetting the area, polluting the air, and even finding your way to South America!
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to run away.
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