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Mr. Dave Smith's Hazardous Ride, a favorite attraction of Eeyore
Mr. Dave Smith's Hazardous Ride
March 12, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dave Smith is well known as the worst back-seat driver in Philadelphia. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, rupturing Dave Smith Hall, starting riots in the state, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in Anaheim!
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from immunological, ankle, inner ear, tongue, or knee issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and strollers away from the entangling vines at all times.
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