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Maleficent's rack-changing photo of Mr. Dave Smith's Hazardous Ride
Mr. Dave Smith's Hazardous Ride
March 24, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dave Smith is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in the Grand Californian. On this train, you make believe that you are her, smashing through Dave Smith Hall, speeding through the vicinity, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Denmark!
- Guests stuck with preternatural dumplings should be forwarned that this train exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this train, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum width 44".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from garish perfume or inner ear or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- During unfortunate storms, this train may fall to pieces.
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