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Lampwick's car-entertaining photo of Mr. Dave Smith's Hazardous Ride
Mr. Dave Smith's Hazardous Ride
May 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dave Smith has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Dave Smith Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the abyss!
- Because it is so popular, it is best to avoid this attraction in the evening.
- Before roaming this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something longer.
- Minimum height 42".
- Shortest guest must be at least 76" tall.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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