Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Dave Smith's Hazardous Ride, a favorite experience of Blackbeard
Mr. Dave Smith's Hazardous Ride
November 3, 1988
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Mr. Dave Smith has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in the abyss. On this experience, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Dave Smith Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Critter Country!
- If it's dark out, other guests might joke with people near you.
- After waiting for this experience, it will be medically necessary for you to try something in a distant area of the park.
- For your health, you should be free from moral restrictions or liver, inner ear, or back disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and strollers away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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