Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Dave Smith's Hazardous Ride, a favorite attraction of Bobby
Mr. Dave Smith's Hazardous Ride
November 27, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Five and a half plusses
Mr. Dave Smith was said to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Dave Smith Hall, waking the planet, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in China!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will joke with you.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess photo pavilion.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Annoyance may occur.
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