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Image: The Mr. Dave Smith's Hazardous Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. Dave Smith's Hazardous Ride
February 19, 1971
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Mr. Dave Smith is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in a store. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing into Dave Smith Hall, starting riots in the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the heliport!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
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