Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Dave Smith's Hazardous Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Dave Smith's Hazardous Ride
July 15, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dave Smith is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Dave Smith Hall, disrupting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a pit!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- Unborn infants should not ride.
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