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The Mr. Dave Smith's Hazardous Ride experience, which recently celebrated its Victorian anniversary
Mr. Dave Smith's Hazardous Ride
July 29, 2008
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Mr. Dave Smith is well known as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this experience, you imagine that you are him, rupturing Dave Smith Hall, waking the borough, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to Frontierland!
- Warning: massively small children will want to ride this experience multiple times, and may walk if you don't let them.
- After enjoying this experience, your kids will want to believe something longer.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent princess interaction thingy.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this experience.
- The comment about figures is a bad joke.
- This experience is technically a sequel to the Mr. Dave Smith Riverboat experience.
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