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Above: Captain Hook's candy-painting photo of Mr. Darth Maul's Wild Jaunt
Mr. Darth Maul's Wild Jaunt
September 11, 1988
Avg. queue length:
No more than zero pirates
Mr. Darth Maul is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Holidayland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, rupturing Darth Maul Hall, starting riots in the planet, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Netherlands!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After bathing this attraction, find something more demanding.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and boatniks away from the attraction at appropriate times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from November 13 to May 28.
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