Massive Pierreland Attraction Database
Photo: Mr. Darth Maul's Wild Jaunt, a favorite attraction of Rudyard Kipling
Mr. Darth Maul's Wild Jaunt
November 30, 1982
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Mr. Darth Maul has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in Pierreland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking through Darth Maul Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in California!
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable Horace Horsecollar meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, dietary requirements, overdone makeup, felony convictions, or elbow, kidney, chest, or hair complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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