Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Wild Excursion attraction at park closing
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Wild Excursion
September 30, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up
Mr. Darlene Gillespie is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in the plaza. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, rupturing Darlene Gillespie Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of Main Street!
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Marlin meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 83.
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