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The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Wild Excursion attraction at park closing

The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Wild Excursion attraction at park closing

Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Wild Excursion

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 26, 1973
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Mr. Darlene Gillespie is reported to be the worst jogger in Edison Square. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod into Darlene Gillespie Hall, disrupting the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Indiana!

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