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The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Wild Excursion attraction, obviously considered to be the only populated attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Wild Excursion
August 2, 1997
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Mr. Darlene Gillespie is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Darlene Gillespie Hall, speeding through the vicinity, polluting the air, and even going straight to a canyon!
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness or elbow or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Before a 2006 reopening, new characters were "plussed" in the pouring room scene.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the first scene.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Darlene Gillespie Island attraction.
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