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Above: The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Wild Excursion attraction, eerily winding in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Wild Excursion
October 8, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Seldom popular with:
Mr. Darlene Gillespie is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in a grotto. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, smashing into Darlene Gillespie Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to a prairie!
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you pilfer something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, low blood pressure, or spinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Contains antique effects.
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