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The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Wild Excursion attraction during construction
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Wild Excursion
December 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Darlene Gillespie has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in a waterfall. On this attraction, you play that you are him, destroying Darlene Gillespie Hall, causing havoc in the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Eden!
- Warning: determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No food or snacks allowed.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's cast members.
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