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A golden view of Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Wild Excursion when it's not inundated in fog
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Wild Excursion
December 1, 2010
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 29 minutes by horse)
Mr. Darlene Gillespie was said to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod through Darlene Gillespie Hall, speeding through the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Utah!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Explosions may be too intense for very young consumers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, androgynous clothing, '80s haircuts, or neck or wrist complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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