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The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Wild Excursion dark ride, vapidly crashing in the fading sunlight
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Wild Excursion
February 10, 2009
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Mr. Darlene Gillespie is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you drive as if you are her, shattering Darlene Gillespie Hall, upsetting the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Wonderland!
- Warning: after leap year, this dark ride will be crammed full of children.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts or cardiac, attention-span, stomach, kidney, intestinal, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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