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The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Wild Excursion ride as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Wild Excursion
February 14, 2010
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Mr. Darlene Gillespie has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this ride, you play that you are her, destroying Darlene Gillespie Hall, speeding through the area, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to the ground!
- Warning: just before any first Tuesday, this ride will be crammed full of comatose goths.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very damp on this ride.
- Attorneys have written a secret log in which is detailed the backstory of all the cast members who have been stranded on this ride.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the waiting room.
- This ride is technically a sequel to the Darlene Gillespie's Playhouse ride.
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