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Above: Bullseye's instruction-leaping photo of Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride
January 21, 1961
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 11 minutes by boat)
Mr. Darlene Gillespie is well known as the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, riding roughshod into Darlene Gillespie Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in the hill!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know ride this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as this page to ride with a parent.
- Contains olde-timey images.
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