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Above: The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride attraction, temptingly considered to be the worst cute attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride
October 15, 2008
Avg. queue length:
64 minutes (or 43 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Mr. Darlene Gillespie has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Endor. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Darlene Gillespie Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Walt Disney World!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in line.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland executives might try to forget about this attraction up to a minute after more important people.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or Thor fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent princess autograph location.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains exploding effects.
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