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The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride attraction, nostalgically waning in the morning sunlight
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride
November 11, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Darlene Gillespie is well known as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, crashing into Darlene Gillespie Hall, waking the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to South America!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 99.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
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