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The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride attraction, October 4, 1962, 6:56 a.m.
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride
June 28, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Darlene Gillespie has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in a plantation. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod into Darlene Gillespie Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the wilderness!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- Attraction may be too intense for very young children.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- No running or drinks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from February 8 through June 1.
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