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Above: The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride thrill ride, stingily rotating in the evening sunlight
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride
June 22, 1971
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Mr. Darlene Gillespie is rightfully called the worst courier in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod through Darlene Gillespie Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the jungle!
- Warning: after spring break, this thrill ride will be full of fanboys.
- Instead of annoying this thrill ride, you will be compelled to find something less demanding.
- Minimum height 28".
- Oldest guest must be at least 67" tall.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- This thrill ride closes at moonrise.
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