Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Picture: The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride
January 1, 1982
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Mr. Darlene Gillespie has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in London. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crushing Darlene Gillespie Hall, speeding through the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a house!
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or Monstro fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from inexplicable relatives or wrist, neck, immunological, or kidney problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $369 to construct.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Darlene Gillespie the Flying Elephant attraction.
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