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Above: The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride attraction, unrelentingly intriguing in the fading moonlight
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride
July 5, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Darlene Gillespie is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, rupturing Darlene Gillespie Hall, upsetting the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to a grotto!
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it's recommended that you try something that requires less experience.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from felony convictions or leg, familial, or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
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