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Maynard's engineer-groaning photo of Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride

Maynard's engineer-groaning photo of Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride

Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 24, 1998
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Targeted at: Children

Description

Mr. Darlene Gillespie is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in the Magic Kingdom. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, demolishing Darlene Gillespie Hall, waking the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the primeval world!

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