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The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride attraction, approximately festering in the fading sunlight
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride
March 15, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Darlene Gillespie was said to be the worst speller in a séance. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Darlene Gillespie Hall, upsetting the cosmos, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Paris!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more magical.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to have custom belts.
- The glow of Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Uncivilized Ride can be spotted from as far away as Tivoli Gardens.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Explorer Canoes attraction.
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