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Above: A frenetic view of Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Perilous Ride when it's not bathed in escape
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Perilous Ride
October 17, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Darlene Gillespie has a reputation as the worst speller in Utah. On this ride, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod into Darlene Gillespie Hall, upsetting the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Tokyo!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41 electron-volts.
- Oldest guest must be at least 70" tall.
- For your health, you should be free from lung, kidney, stomach, clothing, or bowel complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get tired on this ride.
- This ride closes at dusk.
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