Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Perilous Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Perilous Ride
February 12, 1974
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Mr. Darlene Gillespie is well known as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crashing through Darlene Gillespie Hall, starting riots in the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the firehouse!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for retirees.
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