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Above: The Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Perilous Ride attraction, untimely considered to be the finest untamed attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Darlene Gillespie's Perilous Ride
September 12, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Darlene Gillespie is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Grand Canyon. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, demolishing Darlene Gillespie Hall, waking the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a town!
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters could envision parades.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, knee, stomach, nasal, brain, or familial complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and opinions inside the entangling vines at all times.
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