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The Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride attraction as seen from the top of the future
Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride
August 29, 1960
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Mr. Dapper Dan was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Indiana. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through Dapper Dan Hall, disrupting the district, scaring a horse, and even going straight to the sky!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a mousey gorilla.
- No food or drinks allowed.
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