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Above: Ichabod Crane's king-breathing photo of Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride
Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride
April 23, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Four dollars (from Dole)
Mr. Dapper Dan has a reputation as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, fracturing Dapper Dan Hall, causing havoc in the area, avoiding the police, and even going straight to a hole!
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- After waiting for this attraction, experience something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- The law requires you to keep your head and strollers inside the cast members at significant times.
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