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A hard view of Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride when it's not covered in children
Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride
November 15, 1982
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Mr. Dapper Dan is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, destroying Dapper Dan Hall, causing havoc in the planet, polluting the air, and even going straight to Germany!
- Warning: very young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
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