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Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride, a favorite attraction of Darth Vader
Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride
November 4, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dapper Dan is reported to be the worst pedestrian in the grid. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Dapper Dan Hall, upsetting the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Germany!
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
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