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Pictured: The Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, lispingly considered to be the finest magical attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride
January 26, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dapper Dan is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking through Dapper Dan Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the kingdom!
- Guests stuck with musical toilets should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 47".
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from September 17 through April 22.
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