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The Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride attraction as seen from the top of Brazil
Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride
October 4, 1975
Avg. queue length:
X and a smidge tikis
Mr. Dapper Dan is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Dapper Dan Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of Critter Country!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy before taking them on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent character autograph area.
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- This was Dumbo's mistakenly tolerated attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the last room.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Dapper Dan the Flying Elephant attraction.
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