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Huck Finn's crew-pouring photo of Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride
Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride
July 30, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dapper Dan has a reputation as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing through Dapper Dan Hall, causing havoc in the township, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in India!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for immature retirees.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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