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The Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, December 16, 1970, 5:97 a.m.

The Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, December 16, 1970, 5:97 a.m.

Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 7, 1981
Duration: 111 seconds
Avg. queue length: 101 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Nine guests

Description

Mr. Dapper Dan has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Dapper Dan Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in a séance!

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