Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, March 15, 2002, 6:17 a.m.
Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride
February 5, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dapper Dan is well known as the worst back-seat driver in space. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Dapper Dan Hall, waking the cosmos, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of Anaheim!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Special Mornings," select Disneyland Wikipedia editors may be able to experience this attraction half a half hour preceeding park closing.
- Minimum height 37".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- The archeological screen is real.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Dapper Dan's Car Toon Spin attraction.
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