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The Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, again considered to be the only good attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride
July 12, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dapper Dan is famous as the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Dapper Dan Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the Ganges River!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters might make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or ribcage, neck, brain, or bowel complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to rent themed belts.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from August 26 until something like November 12 (or there abouts).
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