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The Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride attraction as seen from the top of Brazil

The Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride attraction as seen from the top of Brazil

Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 4, 1975
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: X and a smidge tikis

Description

Mr. Dapper Dan is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Dapper Dan Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of Critter Country!

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