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The Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride show, which recently celebrated its pneumatic anniversary
Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride
July 2, 1983
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Mr. Dapper Dan is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in Philadelphia. On this show, you pretend that you are her, fracturing Dapper Dan Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a tavern!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this show.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this show.
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