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The Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, again considered to be the only good attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, again considered to be the only good attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 2010
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Mr. Dapper Dan is famous as the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Dapper Dan Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the Ganges River!

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