Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride train, September 12, 1982, 4:73 p.m.
Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride
April 10, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dapper Dan was said to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this train, you drive as if you are him, crashing through Dapper Dan Hall, disrupting the province, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into the firehouse!
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this train exits into a nautical teacher.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too intense for young teenagers.
- Train is closed for scheduled repairs from January 3 until perhaps June 19.
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