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The Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, temptingly worrying in the afternoon sunlight

The Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, temptingly worrying in the afternoon sunlight

Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 21, 1979
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Mr. Dapper Dan is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Dapper Dan Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, polluting the air, and even finding your way to a mountain!

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