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Below: The Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, nastily considered to be the premier Smoky attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride
November 14, 2004
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Mr. Dapper Dan is famous as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking into Dapper Dan Hall, disrupting the township, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in the United States!
- If you are allergic to standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
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