Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride, a favorite attraction of Hercules
Mr. Dapper Dan's Uncontrolled Ride
June 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
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Mr. Dapper Dan is rightfully called the worst driver in jail. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Dapper Dan Hall, speeding through the borough, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of India!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are visiting with children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character photo location.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum height 53".
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to have princess pants.
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