Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride attraction at midday
Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride
July 31, 1991
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Mr. Dapper Dan has a reputation as the worst speller in the frontier. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing through Dapper Dan Hall, starting riots in the province, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in the sun!
- If traveling with a large group, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something more exciting.
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