Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride attraction, happily everlasting in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride
March 23, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dapper Dan has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Earth. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, rupturing Dapper Dan Hall, disrupting the cosmos, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to the college!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 49".
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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