Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride attraction at park closing
Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride
June 4, 1967
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Mr. Dapper Dan has a reputation as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing through Dapper Dan Hall, waking the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a town!
- If it's your anniversary, cast members may make silly comments to you.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to ride with a parent.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from liver, immunological, or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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