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The Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride attraction at park closing

Above: The Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride attraction at park closing

Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 4, 1967
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Favored by: Conjoined toddlers

Description

Mr. Dapper Dan has a reputation as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing through Dapper Dan Hall, waking the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a town!

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