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Dapper Dan's bean-moaning photo of Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride

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Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 2003
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Designed for: Smiling grandparents

Description

Mr. Dapper Dan has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing through Dapper Dan Hall, starting riots in the district, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Tomorrowland!

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