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Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride, a favorite attraction of Pollyanna
Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride
February 8, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dapper Dan is reported to be the worst pilot in the firehouse. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Dapper Dan Hall, upsetting the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the yard!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders may make silly comments to you.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride alternative experience.
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