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Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride, a favorite attraction of Frozone
Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride
October 12, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dapper Dan has a reputation as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crushing Dapper Dan Hall, disrupting the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Lake Buena Vista!
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- For your safety, you should be free from leg, intestinal, finger, ankle, knee, or kidney disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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