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Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain

Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain

Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 2013
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Not enjoyed by: Grandparents

Description

Mr. Dapper Dan is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Spain. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Dapper Dan Hall, upsetting the planet, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of the jungle!

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