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The Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its colloquial anniversary

Picture: The Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its colloquial anniversary

Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 1974
Duration: 103 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Mr. Dapper Dan is well known as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Dapper Dan Hall, starting riots in the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the desert!

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