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A fantastical view of Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride when it's not bathed in children

Above: A fantastical view of Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride when it's not bathed in children

Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 2014
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

Mr. Dapper Dan was said to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Dapper Dan Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Planet Zurg!

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