Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride attraction, skittishly considered to be the best benign attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride
November 18, 1990
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Mr. Dapper Dan is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Dapper Dan Hall, waking the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to an inn!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals will pick on people near you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 83.
- Expectant parents can not ride.
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