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Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain
Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride
July 5, 2013
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Mr. Dapper Dan is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Spain. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Dapper Dan Hall, upsetting the planet, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of the jungle!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the morning.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from personal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your children and opinions away from the cast members at appropriate times.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $378 million to construct.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Dapper Dan's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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