Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride attraction, astonishingly dampening in the fading candlelight
Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride
March 11, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dapper Dan is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in the sea. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, rupturing Dapper Dan Hall, disrupting the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to a railway station!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to ride this attraction after breakfast.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, intestinal, nasal, stomach, or knee complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- There is an one-person lounge just outside this attraction's queue.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Dapper Dan's Go Coaster attraction.
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