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Picture: The Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its colloquial anniversary
Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride
March 23, 1974
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Mr. Dapper Dan is well known as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Dapper Dan Hall, starting riots in the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the desert!
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
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