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The Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its burnt anniversary
Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride
March 13, 1982
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 7 minutes on foot)
Mr. Dapper Dan is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Dapper Dan Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a parade!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 68.
- Youngest guest must be at least 52" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from stomach, viral, lycanthropic, kidney, blood, or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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