Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride attraction, calmly sleeping in the morning candlelight
Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride
December 7, 1978
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Mr. Dapper Dan is rightfully called the worst driver in Utopia. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod through Dapper Dan Hall, speeding through the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to a kingdom!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Contains antique effects.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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