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The Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride attraction, happily everlasting in the afternoon sunlight

The Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride attraction, happily everlasting in the afternoon sunlight

Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 1994
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Mr. Dapper Dan has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Earth. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, rupturing Dapper Dan Hall, disrupting the cosmos, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to the college!

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