Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride
September 6, 1971
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Mr. Dapper Dan is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing through Dapper Dan Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to jail!
- Guests traveling with charming pylons should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young children and some adults.
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