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Above: Hamm's kitten-storytelling photo of Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride
Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride
July 14, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dapper Dan has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in the woods. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking into Dapper Dan Hall, causing havoc in the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the resort!
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider worrying this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum width 30".
- Bumping may occur.
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