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The Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its burnt anniversary

The Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its burnt anniversary

Mr. Dapper Dan's Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1982
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 7 minutes on foot)

Description

Mr. Dapper Dan is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Dapper Dan Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a parade!

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