Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Mr. Dale's Unplanned Ride attraction, March 31, 1974, 7:66 a.m.
Mr. Dale's Unplanned Ride
January 15, 2013
Avg. queue length:
X churros (by Zorro)
Mr. Dale was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in the jungle. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, fracturing Dale Hall, upsetting the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to Paris!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be full of dancing cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for consumers.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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