Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Mr. Dale's Unplanned Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Dale's Unplanned Ride
November 20, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
Mr. Dale has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Dale Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to Africa!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 32".
- Driver must be at least 69" tall.
- Bumping may occur.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
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