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The Mr. Dale's Unplanned Ride attraction, October 18, 1978, 5:68 p.m.

The Mr. Dale's Unplanned Ride attraction, October 18, 1978, 5:68 p.m.

Mr. Dale's Unplanned Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 27, 2014
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Designed for: Infants

Description

Mr. Dale is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in a marsh. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crushing Dale Hall, starting riots in the state, polluting the air, and even going straight to Los Angeles!

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