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Smee's wolf-preening photo of Mr. Dale's Undisciplined Ride
Mr. Dale's Undisciplined Ride
July 31, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Seldom enjoyed by:
Mr. Dale is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, demolishing Dale Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of Harbor Boulevard!
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Special effects may be too frightening for young children.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
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