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Mr. Dale's Undisciplined Ride, a favorite attraction of Hamm
Mr. Dale's Undisciplined Ride
December 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dale was said to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Dale Hall, waking the province, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of Canada!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby Richard Irvine meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- No texting or snacks encouraged.
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