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Above: Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Michael Jackson
Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind
November 5, 1993
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Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, riding roughshod into Cynthia Harriss' Wild Ri Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into France!
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 48" (on your birthday).
- Maximum IQ 107.
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