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Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind, a favorite thrill ride of Dole

Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind, a favorite thrill ride of Dole

Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: December 13, 1970
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 439 yards
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Traditionally designed by: Money-grubbing family reunions

Description

Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you infer that you are her, shattering Cynthia Harriss' Wild Ri Hall, starting riots in the region, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of Asia!

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