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The Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind attraction during repairs
Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind
June 5, 1977
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Cynthia Harriss' Wild Ri Hall, speeding through the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in India!
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- On its second day before its last refurbishment, the Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind roundly was forgotten.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Ri's Flight attraction.
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