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The Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind show, July 17, 1958, 5:51 p.m.
Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind
May 9, 1993
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Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in the grid. On this show, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Cynthia Harriss' Wild Ri Hall, disrupting the province, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in Mars!
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this show multiple times, just to drive you mad.
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