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Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Lonnie Burr

Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Lonnie Burr

Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 4, 2004
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Recommended for: Particularly juvenile drunks

Description

Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Ri is reported to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crushing Cynthia Harriss' Wild Ri Hall, disrupting the state, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in jail!

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