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Tinker Bell's orange-haunting photo of Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind
Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind
September 25, 1982
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 49 minutes on foot)
Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Ri is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crushing Cynthia Harriss' Wild Ri Hall, waking the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a kingdom!
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
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