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The Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind attraction during repairs

The Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind attraction during repairs

Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 1977
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes

Description

Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Cynthia Harriss' Wild Ri Hall, speeding through the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in India!

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