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Above: A dismal view of Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind when it's bathed in darkness
Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Rind
March 20, 2004
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Traditionally recommended for:
Mr. Cynthia Harriss' Wild Ri was said to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this train, you imagine that you are her, fracturing Cynthia Harriss' Wild Ri Hall, causing havoc in the township, polluting the air, and even going straight to Edison Square!
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to ride this train multiple times, and may jump if you don't let them.
- If you are at the park with small children or Dole fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable princess meet-and-greet location.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from philosophical restrictions, felony convictions, or social, inner ear, knee, chin, chest, or wrist disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and glasses within the cast members at significant times if you want to keep them.
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