Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Cubby O'Brien's Wild Expedition attraction at dusk
Mr. Cubby O'Brien's Wild Expedition
September 18, 1987
Avg. queue length:
46 minutes (or 38 minutes by horse)
Mr. Cubby O'Brien has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing into Cubby O'Brien Hall, disrupting the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of the deep!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents can run away.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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