Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Cubby O'Brien's Wild Expedition train during refurbishment
Mr. Cubby O'Brien's Wild Expedition
January 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
X tikis (according to "The Hatter" newsletter, 1955)
Mr. Cubby O'Brien was said to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this train, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Cubby O'Brien Hall, speeding through the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the sun!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this train exits into an austere hose.
- After bathing this train, you will be physically unable to regulate something more relaxing.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and shoes away from the cast members at significant times.
- Because this is a scary train, children are required to wear themed pants.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.