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Above: Mr. Cubby O'Brien's Wild Drive, a favorite attraction of Dumbo
Mr. Cubby O'Brien's Wild Drive
November 18, 1997
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 31 minutes by horse)
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Mr. Cubby O'Brien is well known as the worst drunk driver in the yard. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crushing Cubby O'Brien Hall, upsetting the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Downtown Disney!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent princess photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable relatives or hip, back, brain, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from May 13 through June 4.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Abu's frozen rider is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the The Many Adventures of Mr. the Cubby O'Brien attraction.
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