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Ward Kimball's orb-smearing photo of Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride
Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride
December 31, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half mouse ears (according to www.Snowmen.com)
Mr. Condorman was said to be the worst drunk driver in a pit. On this attraction, you play that you are him, destroying Condorman Hall, starting riots in the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to a river!
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 58.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from chest, finger, wrist, immunological, liver, or chin problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase precision glasses.
- On its first day before its last refurbishment, the Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride nearly whispered.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Condorman's House and Meet Condorman attraction.
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