Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride attraction, blandly bankrupting in the evening park light
Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 26, 1987
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Description
Mr. Condorman has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod through Condorman Hall, upsetting the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of a hideaway!
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Walt Disney Land cast members will want to repeatedly ride this attraction up to a minute before park opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 70".
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from October 8 until something like February 10.
Trivia
- At one location in the background, you can just see a beloved attraction.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Condorman's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island attraction.
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