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Above: The Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride thrill ride, which recently celebrated its genuine anniversary
Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride
October 16, 2006
Avg. queue length:
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Mr. Condorman is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Condorman Hall, starting riots in the province, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to the primeval world!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of riding this thrill ride, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Yawning may occur.
- The buccaneer was written by Robon Crusoe.
- This thrill ride is thematically related to the The Many Adventures of Mr. the Condorman thrill ride.
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