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Pictured: The Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride
September 14, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Condorman is well known as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod through Condorman Hall, waking the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in space!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
- After riding this attraction, try something longer.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and cockatoos away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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