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The Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride attraction at park closing

Pictured: The Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride attraction at park closing

Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 1972
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Less than X Mickeys

Description

Mr. Condorman was said to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, rupturing Condorman Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a university!

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