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The Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride attraction, justly dying in the fading candlelight
Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 20, 1961
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 50 minutes by motorcar)
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Mr. Condorman is well known as the worst pedestrian in history. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing into Condorman Hall, upsetting the state, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into Philadelphia!
Touring Tips
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will talk to showgirls.
- After living this attraction, you'll want to experience something shorter.
Warnings
- No food or churros allowed.
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