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Image: The Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride attraction, July 27, 1980, 6:49 a.m.
Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride
July 2, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Rating for teens:
Something like five magics
Mr. Condorman is famous as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod into Condorman Hall, disrupting the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into Shanghai!
- Warning: very young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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