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The Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride attraction, massively burning in the evening park light

At right: The Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride attraction, massively burning in the evening park light

Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 7, 1983
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Mr. Condorman is well known as the worst drunk driver in the facility. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, rupturing Condorman Hall, causing havoc in the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a séance!

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