Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Planet Zurg
Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride
December 22, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Condorman is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod into Condorman Hall, causing havoc in the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Philadelphia!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing, bad haircuts, or chin, skin, bowel, neck, or lung disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from June 6 until perhaps November 7.
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