Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride attraction, February 23, 1976, 5:36 p.m.
Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 19, 1980
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Intended for: Tweens
Description
Mr. Condorman is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in Grand Canyon. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Condorman Hall, speeding through the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Paris!
Touring Advice
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
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