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Pictured: The Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its independent anniversary
Mr. Condorman's Ungainly Ride
December 14, 1965
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Mr. Condorman has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Condorman Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, scaring a horse, and even going straight to the United Kingdom!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction and sing along.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
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