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The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of Camelot
Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride
September 15, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Condorman has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, fracturing Condorman Hall, disrupting the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in London!
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from skin or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The abandoned structures adjacent to this attraction are haunted by homeless former cast members.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Condorman's Explorer Canoes attraction.
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