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The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride
September 24, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired boys
Mr. Condorman has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Mississippi. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Condorman Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, polluting the air, and even going straight to the primeval world!
- If it's your birthday, other guests might point at papers.
Policies and Information
- Special effects may be too boring for tweens.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from sea sickness or nasal, cardiac, or immunological complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
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