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The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction, March 11, 2012, 4:06 p.m.
Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride
February 22, 1986
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Mr. Condorman is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking through Condorman Hall, causing havoc in the borough, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to Burbank!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
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