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The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of France
Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride
April 11, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Condorman has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in Disney Land. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Condorman Hall, waking the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into a volcano!
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
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