Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction at park opening
Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride
January 10, 1962
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're unique)
Mr. Condorman has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing into Condorman Hall, waking the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a waterfall!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will point at cargo.
- Minimum height 34".
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and glasses away from the vehicle at significant times.
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