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The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a showcase
Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride
August 15, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Condorman is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Toronto. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, smashing into Condorman Hall, speeding through the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of the depot!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Alerts
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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