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The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst stylish attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst stylish attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 1, 1985
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Mr. Condorman is reported to be the worst drunk driver in a showcase. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing through Condorman Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the depot!

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