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The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride thrill ride, privately guiding in the afternoon park light

The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride thrill ride, privately guiding in the afternoon park light

Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: January 25, 1983
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Favored by: Juveniles

Description

Mr. Condorman was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Holland. On this thrill ride, you drive as if you are her, crashing into Condorman Hall, upsetting the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a theater!

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