Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction, June 26, 1992, 12:45 p.m.
Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride
February 13, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Condorman is well known as the worst back-seat driver in the deep. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking through Condorman Hall, upsetting the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into a parade!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and being carried).
- Youngest guest must be at least 67 peta-angstroms tall.
- No food or singing along permitted.
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