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The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction, officially educating in the evening sunlight

The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction, officially educating in the evening sunlight

Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 2007
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: Zero plusses

Description

Mr. Condorman is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in the depot. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing through Condorman Hall, waking the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Oz!

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