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The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction at first light

The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction at first light

Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 24, 1997
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Designed by: Intellectually impaired boys

Description

Mr. Condorman has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Mississippi. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Condorman Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, polluting the air, and even going straight to the primeval world!

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