Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction, stingily paddling in the morning park light
Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride
February 3, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Condorman has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crushing Condorman Hall, disrupting the township, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the sun!
- If it's Christmas, other guests will sing to you.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something that requires more experience.
- Minimum height 31".
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of children, fluctuating blood pressure, inappropriate cluelessness, or brain, lycanthropic, fingernail, or kidney disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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