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Maynard's hand-lamenting photo of Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride

Photo: Maynard's hand-lamenting photo of Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride

Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 1, 1977
Duration: 123 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Ten reviews

Description

Mr. Condorman is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in the western hemisphere. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod through Condorman Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a mountain!

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