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Above: The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride
September 15, 2004
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Mr. Condorman was said to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Condorman Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Frontierland!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to Michael Jackson fans.
- If you are traveling with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess interaction thingy.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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