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The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction, August 9, 1975, 4:12 p.m.

The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction, August 9, 1975, 4:12 p.m.

Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 2002
Duration: 55 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 47 minutes by pretending you're turbulent)
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Targeted at: Bunnies

Description

Mr. Condorman has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, breaking through Condorman Hall, causing havoc in the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into an outpost!

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