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The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction during construction

Above: The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride attraction during construction

Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 9, 2011
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Mr. Condorman is rightfully called the worst speller in South America. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing through Condorman Hall, starting riots in the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of Hong Kong!

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