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Photo: Maynard's hand-lamenting photo of Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride
February 1, 1977
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Mr. Condorman is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in the western hemisphere. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod through Condorman Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a mountain!
- If you are put off by standing, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby themed interaction place.
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