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The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride train, overtly considered to be the premier rugged train at Disneyland

The Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride train, overtly considered to be the premier rugged train at Disneyland

Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: January 21, 2007
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Four thumbs down

Description

Mr. Condorman is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this train, you play that you are her, crushing Condorman Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Africa!

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