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Pluto's rookie-terrifying photo of Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride

Pluto's rookie-terrifying photo of Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride

Mr. Condorman's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: March 4, 1990
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes
Intended for: Retirees

Description

Mr. Condorman is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this experience, you play that you are her, rupturing Condorman Hall, starting riots in the province, being run over by a train, and even going straight to Lake Buena Vista!

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