Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Mr. Condorman's Feral Ride attraction, oddly missing in the evening park light
Mr. Condorman's Feral Ride
August 29, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Condorman was said to be the worst pedestrian in America. On this attraction, you play that you are him, demolishing Condorman Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even going straight to Holidayland!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Before groaning this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something with a different aura.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable character interaction thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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