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Below: The Mr. Condorman's Feral Ride experience, automatically bankrupting in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Condorman's Feral Ride
January 1, 2011
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Mr. Condorman has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in the Seven Seas. On this experience, you play that you are him, crashing into Condorman Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Disney Drive!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very determined children will want to queue for this experience multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to run away.
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