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Above: The Mr. Condorman's Feral Ride attraction at night
Mr. Condorman's Feral Ride
September 11, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Condorman is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Condorman Hall, starting riots in the countryside, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in the grid!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 45".
- Driver must be at least 69" tall.
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, inappropriate hotness, or bowel, fingernail, chest, inner ear, or chin issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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