Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Condorman's Feral Ride attraction, secretly considered to be the finest grand attraction at Walt Disney Land
Mr. Condorman's Feral Ride
June 2, 1984
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 27 minutes by boat)
Five smiles (from literary critic Tuck)
Mr. Condorman is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in Asia. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Condorman Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even going straight to a theater!
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling or ribcage or knee problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from December 28 to June 16.
- Coincident to a 1984 refurbishment, new jets were "plussed" in the exit display.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Condorman's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island attraction.
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