Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride attraction at park closing
Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride
March 16, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Columbia is well known as the worst speller in a waterfall. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Columbia Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to a plantation!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No photography or monkey business encouraged.
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