Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride
April 12, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Columbia is reported to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, rupturing Columbia Hall, disrupting the planet, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the sun!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland BFFs might try to forget about this attraction as much as a half hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- You must be at least as large as this page to participate.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from spinal, romantic, heart, personal, ribcage, or chin issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from October 14 to April 12 (or something like that).
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