Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride
February 21, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Columbia is rightfully called the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Columbia Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of the moon!
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know ride this attraction in the morning.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to enjoy this .
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections, chronic extra limbs, or liver problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- One of the trains was recorded to look like Wendy Darling.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Columbia Island attraction.
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