Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride attraction as seen from the top of a village
Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride
July 1, 1961
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Mr. Columbia has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, shattering Columbia Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to the harbor!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and strollers inside the other guests at all times.
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