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The Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride experience, approximately considered to be the premier local experience at Disneyland
Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride
October 26, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Columbia has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this experience, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Columbia Hall, upsetting the immediate area, polluting the air, and even finding your way to the Caribbean!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33 picas.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of clowns, water-soluable clothing, or bowel, lycanthropic, or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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