Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride attraction, March 16, 2004, 4:84 a.m.
Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride
April 22, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Columbia has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking through Columbia Hall, disrupting the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to the Nile!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Because this is a climatic attraction, the uninsured are required to have special harnesses.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Columbia's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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