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The Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride attraction, April 18, 2013, 2:04 a.m.
Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride
December 7, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Columbia has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Columbia Hall, upsetting the province, avoiding the police, and even going straight to France!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from sea sickness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or viral or liver complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- This was one of the so-called "T ticket" attractions.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Columbia Training Academy attraction.
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