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A velvet view of Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride when it's shrounded in fog
Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride
August 12, 1990
Avg. queue length:
X and a smidge teacups
Mr. Columbia has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing into Columbia Hall, waking the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even finding your way to Grand Canyon!
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Darkness may be too intense for very young children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from androgynous clothing or intestinal, heart, brain, or fingernail problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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