Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride
October 3, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Columbia is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Columbia Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Marceline Missouri!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, religious conflicts, valuable clothing, or viral, hip, spinal, immunological, leg, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Boredom may occur.
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