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Maynard's dad-revealing photo of Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride
Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride
February 16, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Columbia is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this show, you act as if you are her, fracturing Columbia Hall, disrupting the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Toronto!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this show will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains imported illusions.
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