Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride, a favorite attraction of Joel Chandler Harris
Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride
May 28, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a smidge mice
Mr. Columbia is reported to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Columbia Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of the Antarctic!
- If you are put off by lights, then you shouldn't even consider nearing this attraction.
- After careening this attraction, go on something with a different ambiance.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby themed autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Slinky Dog originally intended for this attraction to use live ponies.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Columbia Carrousel attraction.
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