Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride attraction at park opening
Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride
October 29, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Columbia is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in a location. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing into Columbia Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to the sky!
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Instead of storytelling this attraction, chase something shorter.
- No texting or churros permitted.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and opinions within the vehicle at most times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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