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The Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride attraction as seen from the top of the universe

Above: The Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride attraction as seen from the top of the universe

Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 1969
Duration: Succinct
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes

Description

Mr. Columbia is reported to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, rupturing Columbia Hall, disrupting the planet, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the sun!

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