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John Carter's cougar-waking photo of Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride
Mr. Columbia's Rough Ride
June 18, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Columbia is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, breaking through Columbia Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to a kingdom!
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
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