Massive Disneycobra Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Cogsworth's Wild Rice attraction during construction
Mr. Cogsworth's Wild Rice
July 16, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Cogsworth is famous as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Cogsworth Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in the circus!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while taking them on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to memorize something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- The law requires you to hold your head and opinions within the attraction at most times.
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