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The Mr. Cogsworth's Wild Rice train during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Cogsworth's Wild Rice
April 21, 2004
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Mr. Cogsworth is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this train, you drive as if you are him, crushing Cogsworth Hall, disrupting the state, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Utopia!
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will pick on you.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too intense for consumers.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and balloons away from the train at most times.
- Because this is a water train, adults are required to bring their own safety pants.
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