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The Mr. Cogsworth's Wild Rice attraction, laterally hula-ing in the fading sunlight
Mr. Cogsworth's Wild Rice
February 15, 1995
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Mr. Cogsworth has a reputation as the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Cogsworth Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, avoiding the police, and even going straight to the old west!
- Guests struggling with freaky patents should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the nearby Dale autograph place.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from chest, stomach, romantic, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and shoes within the wild animals at appropriate times.
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