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Cynthia Harriss' mom-moaning photo of Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Vacation
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Vacation
May 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Rating for married couples:
Five thumbs down
Mr. Clarabelle Cow has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Clarabelle Cow Hall, starting riots in the borough, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of Downtown Disney!
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed relatives or ankle, familial, knee, liver, intestinal, or leg disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and shoes away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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