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A dirty view of Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Vacation when it's not hidden in children
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Vacation
December 20, 1989
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Mr. Clarabelle Cow has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crashing through Clarabelle Cow Hall, waking the cosmos, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of Canada!
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters might pick on your party.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, water-soluable clothing, or attention-span, brain, heart, ribcage, kidney, or immunological disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains antique effects.
- There is a snazzy restroom adjacent to this attraction's boots.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the The Disneyland Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Clarabelle Cow attraction.
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