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The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Vacation attraction, secretly intriguing in the afternoon park light

The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Vacation attraction, secretly intriguing in the afternoon park light

Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Vacation

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 1974
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes (or 8 minutes by pretending you're comedic)
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: X fairies

Description

Mr. Clarabelle Cow has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing into Clarabelle Cow Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in a volcano!

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