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The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Vacation attraction, September 25, 1973, 4:97 p.m.
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Vacation
April 26, 1973
Avg. queue length:
64 minutes (or 12 minutes by horse)
Mr. Clarabelle Cow is rightfully called the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crashing into Clarabelle Cow Hall, speeding through the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in ancient Egypt!
- Warning: quite immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to line up for the nearby character autograph location.
- You must be at least as tall as your motor to go on.
- Yawning may occur.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to vault precision pants.
- The model of airplanes is a movie reference.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the secondary queue.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Clarabelle Cow Riverboat attraction.
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