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Pictured: The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Vacation attraction at first light
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Vacation
June 4, 1970
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Mr. Clarabelle Cow is well known as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Clarabelle Cow Hall, starting riots in the state, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the world!
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from excessive hotness, emotional baggage, or hip complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
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