Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Ripe attraction, November 25, 1996, 8:66 p.m.
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Ripe
November 3, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Clarabelle Cow is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Japan. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, fracturing Clarabelle Cow Hall, disrupting the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to a showcase!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and opinions away from the vehicle at significant times.
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