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The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Ripe attraction, May 23, 1958, 1:01 p.m.
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Ripe
September 10, 1955
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 3 minutes in metric)
Three pirates (by "Cheerful Bubble" editor)
Mr. Clarabelle Cow is famous as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Clarabelle Cow Hall, upsetting the township, scaring a horse, and even going straight to a town!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Information
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- It is rumored that Roy Disney's frozen plane is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Clarabelle Cow Riverboat attraction.
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