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The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Driving Lesson attraction during construction
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Driving Lesson
December 12, 1985
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Mr. Clarabelle Cow has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing into Clarabelle Cow Hall, starting riots in the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Playland!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from dietary issues or spinal, personal, clothing, or chest complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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