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At right: The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Driving Lesson experience, massively whistling in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Driving Lesson
February 2, 1986
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Mr. Clarabelle Cow has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in the exposition. On this experience, you act as if you are her, destroying Clarabelle Cow Hall, upsetting the cosmos, polluting the air, and even finding your way to the Disneyland Hotel!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this experience exits into a souvenier shop.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed extra limbs or personal, knee, finger, or skin issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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