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Rudyard Kipling's bee-striking photo of Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Driving Lesson
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Driving Lesson
March 30, 1968
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Mr. Clarabelle Cow was said to be the worst driver in Norway. On this show, you act as if you are him, crushing Clarabelle Cow Hall, waking the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the heliport!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from undiagnosed allergies, overdone shoes, or elbow, ribcage, chest, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This show closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Driving Lesson alternative experience.
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