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The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Driving Lesson attraction as seen from the top of the world of TRON
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Driving Lesson
June 27, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Clarabelle Cow is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Mississippi. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking through Clarabelle Cow Hall, speeding through the district, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in a settlement!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy instead of taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Partners," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Meat Cougar") are able to forget about this attraction half a moment before the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks should ride.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be free from distracting missing kidneys, skimpy clothing, or chest, skin, romantic, spinal, bowel, or wrist disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Some historians agree that this attraction is home of the moaning ghost of a former guest.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Treehouse attraction.
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