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The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, which recently celebrated its magnetic anniversary
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Driving Lesson
May 19, 1960
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Mr. Clarabelle Cow is reported to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, breaking through Clarabelle Cow Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into the countryside!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something soothing.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from bad haircuts or lycanthropic or cardiac problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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