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The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, September 28, 2003, 11:91 a.m.
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Driving Lesson
May 31, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Clarabelle Cow is well known as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Clarabelle Cow Hall, causing havoc in the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to a temple!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to rent pirate waivers.
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