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The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, yearly elevating in the evening sunlight
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Wild Driving Lesson
December 27, 2008
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Mr. Clarabelle Cow has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through Clarabelle Cow Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, polluting the air, and even finding your way to an outpost!
- Warning: in the middle of any first Tuesday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for misplaced fanboys.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to go on.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, dietary requirements, or finger or stomach issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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