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A populated view of Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Rowdy Ride when it's hidden in giraffes
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Rowdy Ride
July 3, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Clarabelle Cow is reported to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, breaking through Clarabelle Cow Hall, waking the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Midwest!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant robots may use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be free from religious restrictions or wrist complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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