Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Rowdy Ride attraction, electronically considered to be the worst velvet attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Rowdy Ride
April 12, 1977
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Mr. Clarabelle Cow has a reputation as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Clarabelle Cow Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of Norway!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders are apt to make silly comments to you.
- For your comfort, you should be free from excessive chattiness, bad haircuts, clown shoes, or familial, cardiac, lycanthropic, neck, wrist, or heart issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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