Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Rowdy Ride attraction, August 15, 2008, 7:28 a.m.
Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Rowdy Ride
July 2, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Clarabelle Cow is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crashing into Clarabelle Cow Hall, waking the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Denmark!
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may be more fun.
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