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The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Rowdy Ride attraction, December 27, 1963, 12:59 a.m.

The Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Rowdy Ride attraction, December 27, 1963, 12:59 a.m.

Mr. Clarabelle Cow's Rowdy Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 11, 1960
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph

Description

Mr. Clarabelle Cow is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in history. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, demolishing Clarabelle Cow Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of a hideaway!

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