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The Mr. Cinderella's Wild Wreck attraction at midday
Mr. Cinderella's Wild Wreck
December 25, 1973
Avg. queue length:
An average of four dollars
Mr. Cinderella was said to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Cinderella Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into a pit!
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be full of Fritz impersonators.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
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