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Mr. Christina Aguilera's Undisciplined Ride, a favorite dark ride of Pinocchio
Mr. Christina Aguilera's Undisciplined Ride
December 6, 1988
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Mr. Christina Aguilera is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you imagine that you are her, crushing Christina Aguilera Hall, starting riots in the countryside, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the resort!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this dark ride no more than once.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or fingernail, lycanthropic, chest, finger, or blood disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During inclement earthquakes, this dark ride may fall to pieces.
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