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The Mr. Chip's Wild Driving Lesson attraction as seen from the top of the frontier
Mr. Chip's Wild Driving Lesson
September 21, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down
Mr. Chip is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, breaking through Chip Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Asia!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to Marlin impersonators.
- Minimum height 28".
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections or chest, neck, personal, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may explode.
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