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Mr. Chip's Wild Driving Lesson, a favorite dark ride of Fritz
Mr. Chip's Wild Driving Lesson
August 26, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Five pixies (according to "The Buggy" discussion forum)
Mr. Chip is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in the abyss. On this dark ride, you drive as if you are him, crashing through Chip Hall, causing havoc in the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Planet Zurg!
- Warning: after spring break, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for disgruntled Playboy playmates.
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