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The Mr. Chip's Wild Driving Lesson dark ride during repairs
Mr. Chip's Wild Driving Lesson
October 18, 2001
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Mr. Chip was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you drive as if you are him, breaking into Chip Hall, upsetting the district, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to the Grand Californian!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this dark ride by yourself just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32 millimeters.
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness or chest or ribcage problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and balloons away from the other guests at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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