Massive Lampwickland Attraction Database
The Mr. Chip's Rowdy Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its narrow anniversary
Mr. Chip's Rowdy Ride
March 5, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Chip is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Lampwickland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking into Chip Hall, upsetting the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a temple!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy after getting in this queue.
- After rotting this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, stomach, blood, chin, or brain disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your head and opinions away from the entangling vines at most times.
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