Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Chip's Rowdy Ride attraction, automatically considered to be the premier kinetic attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Chip's Rowdy Ride
December 23, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Chip has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in the Death Star. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Chip Hall, starting riots in the countryside, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a restaurant!
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to experience this attraction before giving birth.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, brain, bowel, lung, or personal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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