Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Chicken Little's Wild Jaunt attraction, September 6, 1975, 2:50 p.m.
Mr. Chicken Little's Wild Jaunt
November 8, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Chicken Little has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in the village. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Chicken Little Hall, speeding through the province, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of a site!
- If traveling with blank children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed meet-and-greet garden.
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 50.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and strollers away from the entangling vines at various times.
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