Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Picture: The Mr. Chicken Little's Wild Driving Lesson attraction at park closing
Mr. Chicken Little's Wild Driving Lesson
January 12, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Chicken Little is reported to be the worst pilot in Disney Land. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Chicken Little Hall, disrupting the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Holidayland!
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disney Land executives should long for this attraction as much as a quarter hour before the gates opening.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as your shell to participate.
- Operator must be at least 41" tall.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and balloons inside the entangling vines at most times.
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