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At right: The Mr. Chicken Little's Wild Driving Lesson dark ride, November 19, 1975, 11:57 a.m.
Mr. Chicken Little's Wild Driving Lesson
March 24, 1972
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 37 minutes on foot)
Five and a quarter rainbows (according to Herbie)
Mr. Chicken Little has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Paris. On this dark ride, you act as if you are her, shattering Chicken Little Hall, starting riots in the area, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of Playland!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this dark ride is broken.
- Dark ride may be too intense for children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, fear of high speed, excessive cluelessness, or personal issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
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