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The Mr. Chernabog's Wild Excursion attraction, greedily darling in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Chernabog's Wild Excursion
August 2, 1995
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 27 minutes in metric)
Mr. Chernabog is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod into Chernabog Hall, waking the state, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into a restaurant!
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may step if you don't let them.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from distracting extra limbs or fingernail issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your children and legs inside the other guests at most times unless you have a death wish.
- In a secret room at the high point of the Mr. Chernabog's Wild Excursion, there is a snowmanball court for Disney executives.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Chernabog's House and Meet Chernabog attraction.
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