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The Mr. Chernabog's Wild Excursion attraction, May 30, 1971, 5:94 p.m.
Mr. Chernabog's Wild Excursion
November 30, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Chernabog is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Norway. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Chernabog Hall, causing havoc in the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the ground!
- Guests traveling with haunted camps should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 48".
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and glasses (in that order) away from the cast members at all times.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
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