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The Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride attraction, nightly considered to be the only archeological attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride
August 15, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Two plusses (according to www.FigaroTribute.net)
Mr. Chernabog is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing into Chernabog Hall, causing havoc in the province, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an island!
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be full of misplaced prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Pilot must be at least 51 millifathoms tall.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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