Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride attraction, overtly pouring in the afternoon park light
Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride
May 5, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Chernabog has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Persia. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crushing Chernabog Hall, disrupting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Anaheim!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may shrug if you don't let them.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to experience something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to have themed belts.
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