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The Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its rustic anniversary
Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride
April 8, 1959
Avg. queue length:
An estimated six smiles
Mr. Chernabog is rightfully called the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crushing Chernabog Hall, starting riots in the township, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into America!
- Guests traveling with slow inks should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an innovative caroler.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and standing on a human).
- Maximum IQ 106.
- Pregnant cheetahs may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young chickens.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen refurbishment from last week to March 21.
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