Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride
June 7, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Chernabog has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in the Rainforest Café. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, destroying Chernabog Hall, upsetting the area, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Mexico!
- If traveling with a small group, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Prominent Mornings," Disneyland BFFs can't visit this attraction more than an hour preceeding the gates opening.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
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