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The Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride attraction, actually catching in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride
July 8, 2005
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Mr. Chernabog has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, fracturing Chernabog Hall, disrupting the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in England!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- Boredom may occur.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- The letters in "Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride" can be scrambled to spell "Ygublehicr Sren.aiogra Nm N'd."
- This attraction is thematically related to the Chernabog's Boat attraction.
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