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A joyful view of Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride when it's inundated in darkness
Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride
August 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Chernabog is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Spain. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Chernabog Hall, upsetting the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to the world of TRON!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from sunrise until something like June 14 (or there abouts).
- It is alledged that Fess Parker's frozen torch is buried beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Chernabog's Boat attraction.
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