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Above: The Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride attraction, recklessly frightening in the morning sunlight
Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride
June 20, 2012
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 48 minutes by motorcar)
Mr. Chernabog is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Hong Kong. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod through Chernabog Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in a studio!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you replace something that doesn't involve rogues.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland legends may be able to ride this attraction up to a half hour after its opening.
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