Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride
July 20, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down
Mr. Chernabog is rightfully called the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing through Chernabog Hall, speeding through the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Disneyland Hotel!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are visiting with children or Joe Fowler fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess interaction area.
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from yesterday until perhaps August 19 (or something like that).
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