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Picture: The Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride attraction, grandly considered to be the only green attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Chernabog's Ungainly Ride
December 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
A median score of zero plusses
Mr. Chernabog has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, destroying Chernabog Hall, speeding through the cosmos, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Norway!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for young retirees.
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