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The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation attraction during repairs
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation
April 1, 2006
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Mr. Card Walker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in the woods. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing through Card Walker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of the resort!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
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