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The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation attraction during construction

The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation attraction during construction

Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 29, 1971
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

Mr. Card Walker is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Card Walker Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the United Kingdom!

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