Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation attraction, dashingly entertaining in the fading sunlight
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation
January 30, 1992
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Mr. Card Walker is well known as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing into Card Walker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the heliport!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction at least once.
Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be free from wrist, spinal, liver, heart, leg, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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