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A baroque view of Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation when it's not covered in fog
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation
February 3, 1996
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Mr. Card Walker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crushing Card Walker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of San Francisco!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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