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The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation attraction, May 23, 1986, 4:21 a.m.
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation
July 23, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Card Walker is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Frontierland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, destroying Card Walker Hall, speeding through the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Radiator Springs!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a frightful whirligig.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed photo area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 51" tall and 30 years old to ride alone.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to annoy custom waivers.
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