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The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 2016
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

Mr. Card Walker is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Card Walker Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the United States!

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