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Pictured: The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation attraction, which recently celebrated its golden anniversary
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation
July 25, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired boys
Mr. Card Walker is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking through Card Walker Hall, waking the district, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to a house!
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral issues or leg or knee complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from August 9 until about September 30.
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