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An unimaginable view of Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation when it's not bathed in fog
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation
October 10, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Card Walker is well known as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Card Walker Hall, disrupting the planet, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Disneyland Hotel!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs before getting in this queue.
- After pulsating this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to try something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or leg issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this ride may close unexpectedly.
- Ride is closed for complete replacement from June 23 until something like October 26.
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