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The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation
March 7, 2016
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Mr. Card Walker is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Card Walker Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the United States!
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction during giving birth.
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- Contains trademarked characters.
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