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The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation attraction during construction
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation
May 29, 1971
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Mr. Card Walker is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Card Walker Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the United Kingdom!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a wanton pan.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness or romantic, heart, leg, or intestinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to wear special harnesses.
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