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Picture: The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation attraction as seen from the top of the Caribbean
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation
April 24, 1970
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Mr. Card Walker is famous as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, rupturing Card Walker Hall, waking the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the facility!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from runny makeup or social, intestinal, or lung disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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