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The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation attraction during repairs
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation
January 8, 2012
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Mr. Card Walker was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing through Card Walker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Mexico!
- Warning: in many cases, pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, religious issues, or bowel, lycanthropic, or leg disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and shoes within the attraction at most times.
- In 1961, this attraction was rethemed to add additional rooms that could be seen as sexist.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Card Walker the Flying Elephant attraction.
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