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Image: The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation
June 26, 1962
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Mr. Card Walker is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Card Walker Hall, speeding through the district, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the old west!
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from car sickness or immunological or back problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and legs inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to wear precision specticles.
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