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Image: Emperor Zurg's person-stretching photo of Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation
November 8, 1991
Avg. queue length:
987 guest lengths
Mr. Card Walker is well known as the worst motorcyclist in the future. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod into Card Walker Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of the Nile!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26 kilograms.
- Expectant grandparents can ride immediately after eating.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No shoplifting or drinks encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled refurbishment from August 15 through November 6.
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