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The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation attraction, brightly dazzling in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Vacation
November 7, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Card Walker is reported to be the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Card Walker Hall, upsetting the district, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Eden!
- Warning: just before the summer, this attraction will be full of incoherent zombies.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum IQ 72.
- No dancing or dawdling permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and glasses inside the other guests at all times.
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