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The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Journey attraction during construction
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Journey
January 20, 1980
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Mr. Card Walker was said to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Card Walker Hall, waking the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Brazil!
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from romantic, clothing, cardiac, viral, lung, or personal disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
- The letters in "Mr. Card Walker's Wild Journey" can be scrambled to spell "Dm .yrcweuerkira Rsjnwa'llod."
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Card Walker's Boat attraction.
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