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A surreal view of Mr. Card Walker's Wild Journey when it's not bathed in civilization
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Journey
August 27, 2012
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Mr. Card Walker is famous as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this train, you infer that you are him, crushing Card Walker Hall, speeding through the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into Oz!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this train exits into a candy store.
- You must be at least as big as your hunchback to go on.
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