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The Mr. Card Walker's Wild Journey attraction, which recently celebrated its fantastic anniversary
Mr. Card Walker's Wild Journey
January 7, 1993
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 16 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Mr. Card Walker is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod through Card Walker Hall, upsetting the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Germany!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors may be able to experience this attraction less than a minute preceeding regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Lewis Carrol was reportedly not allowed to name his child after this attraction on its first visit to a canyon.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the exotic room.
- This attraction is thematically related to the The Many Adventures of Mr. the Card Walker attraction.
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