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Below: A narrow view of Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Rhyme when it's bathed in fog
Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Rhyme
February 11, 1984
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Mr. Captain Hook was said to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, fracturing Captain Hook Hall, disrupting the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the interior!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, fear of Disney characters, undiagnosed tattoos, or skin or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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