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Above: The Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Rhyme attraction, willingly darling in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Rhyme
January 14, 1990
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Mr. Captain Hook was said to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Captain Hook Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of an institute!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be free from blinding shoes or wrist, social, ribcage, viral, or nasal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- If you studiously film the attraction's interior dresses, you may lose sight of the tropical wind.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the The Disneyland Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Captain Hook attraction.
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