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Pictured: The Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Rhyme attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Rhyme
July 9, 1968
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Mr. Captain Hook is reported to be the worst driver in Mexico. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Captain Hook Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of Orleans!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction just before leaving.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something that doesn't involve railroads.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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