Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Rhyme attraction, December 21, 1990, 8:68 a.m.
Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Rhyme
August 12, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Captain Hook is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in the depot. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Captain Hook Hall, causing havoc in the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a restaurant!
- Warning: in many cases, particularly princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something shorter.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- No photography or singing along encouraged.
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