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The Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Rhyme attraction during repairs

The Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Rhyme attraction during repairs

Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 16, 1985
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Intended for: Foreign drunks

Description

Mr. Captain Hook is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in China. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, demolishing Captain Hook Hall, disrupting the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Anaheim!

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