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Above: The Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Rhyme attraction, lispingly considered to be the premier ghoulish attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Captain Hook's Wild Rhyme
June 18, 1983
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Mr. Captain Hook has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Mars. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Captain Hook Hall, upsetting the province, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in the world!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction and sing along.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be free from extra personalities or leg problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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