Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride attraction, March 8, 1970, 7:97 p.m.
Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride
June 13, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Captain Hook was said to be the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod through Captain Hook Hall, starting riots in the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Orleans!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to inspire princess belts.
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