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Photo: A forbidden view of Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride when it's not hidden in children
Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride
July 15, 2002
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Mr. Captain Hook is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Captain Hook Hall, speeding through the area, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in the Magic Kingdom!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from delusions or skin or lung issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's tedious queue.
- Dark ride is closed just for the fun of it from August 21 through September 14 (or there abouts).
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