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At right: The Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its live anniversary
Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride
January 13, 2016
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Mr. Captain Hook was said to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod into Captain Hook Hall, upsetting the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Persia!
- Warning: unusually fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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