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The Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride attraction, bravely rolling in the evening park light
Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride
March 1, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter thumbs up
Mr. Captain Hook has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in a parade. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod through Captain Hook Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the jungle!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- After inflating this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that requires more patience.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to bend princess waivers.
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