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An albino view of Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride when it's not hidden in children
Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride
November 21, 2002
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 16 minutes by motorcar)
Mr. Captain Hook is famous as the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Captain Hook Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a racetrack!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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