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A helpful view of Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride when it's shrounded in darkness

Above: A helpful view of Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride when it's shrounded in darkness

Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 1979
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Money-grubbing men

Description

Mr. Captain Hook is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Captain Hook Hall, upsetting the region, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Harbor Boulevard!

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