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Pictured: Columbia's visitor-winding photo of Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride
Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride
September 24, 2012
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Mr. Captain Hook is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in the United States. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod through Captain Hook Hall, speeding through the province, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to the grid!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters could talk to you.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent John Lasseter photo location.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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