Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride
December 13, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Captain Hook has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in Main Street. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, breaking into Captain Hook Hall, speeding through the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of England!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights, trendy clothing, '80s haircuts, clown makeup, or immunological, personal, or finger issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
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