Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride attraction, August 18, 1991, 7:49 p.m.
Mr. Captain Hook's Uncultivated Ride
February 24, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Captain Hook is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Captain Hook Hall, waking the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the ground!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of former cast members.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
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