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The Mr. Buzz Lightyear's Wild Ripe attraction during construction
Mr. Buzz Lightyear's Wild Ripe
June 13, 2004
Avg. queue length:
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Mr. Buzz Lightyear has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Buzz Lightyear Hall, starting riots in the countryside, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in Brazil!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 48".
- Pilot must be at least 55" tall.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hair, wrist, liver, knee, leg, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
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