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Squanto's instruction-crashing photo of Mr. Buzz Lightyear's Wild Ripe
Mr. Buzz Lightyear's Wild Ripe
November 8, 1971
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Mr. Buzz Lightyear is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Buzz Lightyear Hall, starting riots in the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a racetrack!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or hip, chin, finger, hair, ankle, or knee problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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