Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: An underground view of Mr. Bullseye's Wild Spree when it's bathed in darkness
Mr. Bullseye's Wild Spree
September 13, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Bullseye is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in a mountain. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crushing Bullseye Hall, starting riots in the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to California!
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- Instead of riding this attraction, boil something more magical.
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 25" tall and 26 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and opinions within the cast members at various times.
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