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Mr. Britney Spears' Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Wendy Darling
Mr. Britney Spears' Wild Rind
March 27, 2013
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Mr. Britney Spears' Wild Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Britney Spears' Wild Ri Hall, disrupting the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to a showcase!
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable character meet-and-greet place.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic, leg, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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