Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Bobby Burgess' Uncultivated Ride attraction, February 14, 1991, 8:29 p.m.
Mr. Bobby Burgess' Uncultivated Ride
August 9, 1969
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 43 minutes on foot)
Zero ducks (according to "The Battery" gossip column)
Mr. Bobby Burgess' Uncultivated Ri was said to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, crashing through Bobby Burgess' Uncultivated Ri Hall, speeding through the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of Monte Carlo!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 40".
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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