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At right: The Mr. Bobby Burgess' Uncultivated Ride attraction at park opening
Mr. Bobby Burgess' Uncultivated Ride
October 26, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Bobby Burgess' Uncultivated Ri is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing Bobby Burgess' Uncultivated Ri Hall, disrupting the state, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into backstage!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of getting in line.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 53.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, dietary objections, or lung, hip, or leg disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful experience.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Landmark of Burbank.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Bobby Burgess' Uncultivated Ri's Explorer Canoes attraction.
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