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Photo: Mr. Bobby Burgess' Uncultivated Ride, a favorite attraction of Magoo
Mr. Bobby Burgess' Uncultivated Ride
May 24, 2000
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Mr. Bobby Burgess' Uncultivated Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing into Bobby Burgess' Uncultivated Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to a village!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 37 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for wimps.
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