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At right: The Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Spree attraction, traditionally inflating in the evening sunlight
Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Spree
July 22, 1993
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Mr. Blackbeard is well known as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Blackbeard Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a parade!
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 25".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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