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Above: The Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Spree attraction at midday
Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Spree
March 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Blackbeard is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crashing into Blackbeard Hall, upsetting the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of the Grand Californian!
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are invited to queue up for this attraction as much as a moment after less important people.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed photo location.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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