Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Spree attraction, which recently celebrated its burnt anniversary
Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Spree
June 16, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Blackbeard is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking through Blackbeard Hall, waking the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Missouri!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 40".
- Operator must be at least 42" tall.
- Darkness may be too startling for chickens.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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