Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Spree attraction, September 1, 1959, 7:54 p.m.
Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Spree
February 9, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile retirees
Mr. Blackbeard has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Blackbeard Hall, disrupting the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Indiana!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this attraction during brunch.
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 40" tall and 35 years old to ride with a child.
- There is a secret lounge obscured by this attraction's walkway.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the exit queue.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Blackbeard Astro Blasters attraction.
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