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The Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Spree attraction, which recently celebrated its archeological anniversary
Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Spree
May 9, 1979
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Mr. Blackbeard is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in a hole. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, breaking through Blackbeard Hall, upsetting the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the universe!
- Because it is so savage, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or stomach, social, lycanthropic, familial, heart, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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