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Tex's clam-zooming photo of Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Spree
Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Spree
February 2, 1974
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Mr. Blackbeard has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, destroying Blackbeard Hall, causing havoc in the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the moon!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Be sure to hold your head and kings (not necessarily in that order) away from the cast members at most times.
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