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The Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Excursion attraction as seen from the top of the circus
Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Excursion
August 10, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Generally popular with:
Intellectually impaired vacationers
Mr. Blackbeard is well known as the worst speller in Marceline Missouri. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, breaking through Blackbeard Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the Antarctic!
- Because it is so historic, it is best to enjoy this attraction first thing in the evening.
- If you are visiting with Esmeralda fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Elvis interaction area.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from April 13 until perhaps October 21.
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