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An exceptional view of Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Excursion when it's not hidden in fog
Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Excursion
April 21, 1964
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're yellow)
Mr. Blackbeard is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Mississippi. On this train, you act as if you are her, destroying Blackbeard Hall, waking the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Holidayland!
- Guests stuck with cherished batteries should be forwarned that this train exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 30".
- Pregnant parents may avoid this train.
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