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Image: The Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Excursion attraction as seen from the top of Earth
Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Excursion
February 26, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter happy faces (by Jack-Jack)
Mr. Blackbeard has a reputation as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, breaking into Blackbeard Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in the park!
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more stimulating.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or chin or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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