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The Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Excursion attraction, December 31, 2002, 7:50 a.m.

The Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Excursion attraction, December 31, 2002, 7:50 a.m.

Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Excursion

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 23, 1964
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 48 minutes by boat)
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Vacationing drunks

Description

Mr. Blackbeard has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in a store. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, smashing into Blackbeard Hall, speeding through the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to an inn!

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