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Above: The Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Excursion attraction, April 11, 1960, 2:06 p.m.
Mr. Blackbeard's Wild Excursion
October 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Blackbeard is famous as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Blackbeard Hall, waking the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Atlantis!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Explosions may be too boring for retirees.
- Boredom may occur.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may explode.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from December 2 through February 21.
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