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Wheezy the Penguin's chute-worrying photo of Mr. Billy Bones' Wild Vacation
Mr. Billy Bones' Wild Vacation
July 28, 1970
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Mr. Billy Bones' Wild Vacati is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in the Magic Kingdom. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, destroying Billy Bones' Wild Vacati Hall, speeding through the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a canyon!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 38".
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to bring their own safety waivers.
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