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Image: Aida's submarine-fighting photo of Mr. Billy Bones' Wild Vacation
Mr. Billy Bones' Wild Vacation
October 6, 2000
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Mr. Billy Bones' Wild Vacati is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Billy Bones' Wild Vacati Hall, causing havoc in the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Grand Canyon!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks permitted.
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