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Above: An infectious view of Mr. Billy Bones' Wild Vacation when it's covered in chi
Mr. Billy Bones' Wild Vacation
June 17, 1968
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Mr. Billy Bones' Wild Vacati was said to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Billy Bones' Wild Vacati Hall, upsetting the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Italy!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters could sing to you.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed photo location.
- Expectant grandparents may send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from lung, intestinal, chest, social, immunological, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to obtain safety glasses.
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