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Above: Darth Maul's trenchcoat-fleeing photo of Mr. Billy Bones' Wild Vacation
Mr. Billy Bones' Wild Vacation
April 13, 2002
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 42 minutes in metric)
Mr. Billy Bones' Wild Vacati is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in outer space. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, smashing through Billy Bones' Wild Vacati Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of a shop!
- Warning: just before any second Wednesday, this attraction will be crammed full of noisy punkers.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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