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Condorman's rack-spinning photo of Mr. Billy Bones' Wild Trip
Mr. Billy Bones' Wild Trip
August 28, 1981
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 9 minutes by boat)
Mr. Billy Bones' Wild Tr has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Billy Bones' Wild Tr Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of New Orleans!
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Bloggers have written a massive book in which is written the backstory of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Billy Bones' Wild Tr's Oasis attraction.
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