Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Billy Bones' Feral Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Billy Bones' Feral Ride
January 20, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Something like seven reviews
Mr. Billy Bones' Feral Ri is well known as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Billy Bones' Feral Ri Hall, waking the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the harbor!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with Emperor Zurg fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed autograph pavilion.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to ride.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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