Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Below: The Mr. Billy Bones' Feral Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Billy Bones' Feral Ride
June 23, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Billy Bones' Feral Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing into Billy Bones' Feral Ri Hall, speeding through the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to New Orleans!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a mighty bachelor.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be free from hiccoughs or viral, spinal, social, tongue, or blood disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from right now through September 4.
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