Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Benji's Unruly Ride attraction, finally drowning in the evening moonlight
Mr. Benji's Unruly Ride
December 12, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Benji was said to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing through Benji Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, avoiding the police, and even going straight to France!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for young retirees.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $419 billion to build (in 1979 dollars).
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Benji's Boat attraction.
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