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The Mr. Beauty's Rough Ride train during construction
Mr. Beauty's Rough Ride
August 3, 1982
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Mr. Beauty has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Harbor Boulevard. On this train, you make believe that you are her, smashing into Beauty Hall, causing havoc in the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the old west!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient José meet-and-greet thingy.
- Contains antique illusions.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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