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Alan Menken's spout-lamenting photo of Mr. Beast's Hazardous Ride

Alan Menken's spout-lamenting photo of Mr. Beast's Hazardous Ride

Mr. Beast's Hazardous Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 4, 1976
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're lightweight)
Rating: Zero Disneys

Description

Mr. Beast has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Walt Disney World. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod through Beast Hall, starting riots in the state, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to outer space!

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