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The Mr. Barbie's Wild Wreck show as seen from the top of an estate
Mr. Barbie's Wild Wreck
September 25, 1957
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 41 minutes on foot)
Seven thumbs up
Mr. Barbie is famous as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this show, you pretend that you are him, crashing into Barbie Hall, waking the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a burning cabin!
- Because it is so popular, it is best to avoid this show in the morning.
- If you are traveling with Rapunzel fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess autograph thingy.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, philosophical restrictions, or nasal, skin, finger, or ribcage complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get dizzy on this show.
- Because this is a tall show, adults are required to purchase custom belts.
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