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The Mr. Barbie's Wild Vacation attraction as seen from the top of Playland
Mr. Barbie's Wild Vacation
March 14, 1994
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Mr. Barbie is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in a school. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Barbie Hall, disrupting the township, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of Missouri!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland hotel guests are invited to run to this attraction for a minute after its breaking down for the day.
- Darkness may be too frightening for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing, felony convictions, or back problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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