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Syndrome's crayon-pushing photo of Mr. Barbie's Wild Riled
Mr. Barbie's Wild Riled
January 10, 1967
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Mr. Barbie is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking into Barbie Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in a star!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to singing Jiminy Cricket fans.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from motion sickness, low blood pressure, or chin complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling journey.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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